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Alice Lost Again
Poor Alice, you’ve always been moreย feline than female.
Always inquisitive,ย when awake, just like Dinah yourย cat.
A pretty pet, curiouser &ย curiouser,ย always wanting
to tasteย strange things & thenย wishing you’d listened to reason.
~
Drinking poison &ย spewing nonsense,
until dizzy & spinning, ungrinning atย the possibility
that impossibilities do not exist or happen as a fact.
~
Such a pretty, bloodyย trainwreck
painting white roses red
with the guard of playingย card men
in a whirl of confusions
~
It wasn’t YOU, silly twit,
it’s isn’t YOU, nit nit wit
being adored
written about prettily for
~
If the shoes fits start wearing it
Not HER HIM or IT, it’s YOU YOU YOU
You’re the ONE always beingย ignored
Such an arrogantย twit TWIT twitย
go away go away, ย just
get used to being laughed at
just your sad sad silly love scorned…
for theย Queen of Hearts
is HISย tart sweet
lyrical muse
forevermore
~ the end
ยฉjustagirllost2ย
*top image, Photo by Valentin Perrin
*bottom image, from Pinterest, trying to find the source
HaPpY FriDaY! ๐
You should always start and end the day with LoTs of LOLs ย ๐ ๐ ๐
I hope you enjoy these sweet, goofy, adorable precious creatures
and that you have a most beautiful joyful today and every day
~ ยฉjustagirllost2 ย โค๏ธ
๐๐ฆ ย ๐ ย ๐ฆ ๐ย ๐ฆ ย ๐ ๐ฆโค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐๐ฆ ย ๐ ย ๐ฆ ๐ย ๐ฆ ย ๐ ๐ฆโค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐ถ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ย ๐ถ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ ๐ถ โค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐ถ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ย ๐ถ ๐ ๐ถ ๐ ๐ถ โค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐ถ ๐ฆย ๐๐ฆ ๐ถ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ถ ๐ ๐ฆโค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
ย ย ย ย ๐ค ๐ ๐คย ๐ ๐คย ๐ ๐คย ๐ ๐คย โค๏ธ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
Some Snark for your Day ~ All About ๐คInfatuation๐ค
Mark those calendars! ย ;pย
๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
YOU GO GIRL! ๐ ย ๐๐ป๐๐ป
Mind-meld his thoughts with cosmic rays,
ZAP his mind with the ancient wisdom
coursing thru your psychic veins
You, Oracle of TRUTH,
mystical Hippie Chick
ย Flower Child of the Universe
A New Age Yoko Ono searching
for her John Lennonย
~
Could it be true??
You finally found him!
Your twin flame, your other half,
your soul’s mate…ย
except he doesn’t know it yet. ย ๐ฆ
‘Cause he can’t see into the
SPECIALย realm YOUย inhabit.
He can’t feel the ancient connection
humming and vibrating
between yourย Souls
so,
you’re gonna have to SHOW himย
you’re gonna have to Show him you’re
more special than ALL the others
DO IT!
Throw caution to the wind!
Shout it from the rooftops
how happy he makes you!
Sing songs of LOVE
at the top of your lungs
not caring who knows it!
NEVER give up
if he ignores you
NEVER bitch and whineย
Shake it off!
Stop worrying
about
what he writes
or why he writes
or who he ‘thinks’ is best
for him
It doesn’t MATTER!
’cause
You’re the ONLY one who truly adores him
and He WILL open his Heart andย SEEย it!
Until that day, your mission is
to NEVERย stop showering gifts ofย words
NEVER stop telling the world howย wonderful he is
WEED out all the posers
NO matter how long it takes!
~
You, were chosen by Fate to free him
by pouring relentless waves of desire
and breaking down his walls
and drowning the past
and waterboarding away
all the empty relationships
and penetrating his mind
in forced confessions
Clean the SLATE!
His new life is in your hands
Only YOU can open his eyes
with your unwavering
devotion!
Only you CAN adore
him into adoring YOU!
Only you CAN Brainwash
his Heartย with LOVE!
His surrender
written in the stars
your Stockholmย Syndrome
Soul Mate !
Ready to jump into
the flames
as Your burn victim
of Twin flame Love !
ย ย ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค ๐พ ๐ค
ALWAYS be TRUE to YOU
Rewriteย the past, break all the rulesย
all that matters is YOU YOU YOU
๐คก ๐คย ๐คก ๐ค๐คก ๐ค
~
ยฉjustagirllost2ย
Vintage Ad
;p
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